Recently a friend described Pandora Radio's classification ontology as just  wrong, but with no explanation.  Needing something a little more  concrete than "just wrong", I've started more actively looking at the  tags that have been applied to some of the tunes that get put in front  of me, both good and bad.  Based on just a little of this, I must  conclude that Nathan has a point.  Today, Pandora selected a John Zorn  piece based on a stated series of about twelve tags, not one of which  could not also be applied to drippy lounge jazz, three-chord folk, or  pretty much anything from the Classical period. 
If  they can't even figure out what makes John Zorn unique, then maybe  several months of my whac-a-moling piano trios, Kenny G knockoffs and  folk'n'blues singers really doesn't teach them anything.  (Okay, I  admit I'm demanding when it comes to stylists.  But seriously, has it  not yet occurred to the "intelligence engine" that I have reliably  whacked EVERY SINGLE vocal tune that has come across my screen, usually  within five seconds of hearing the singer's voice?  No, I've got nothing  against singing, but see, I'd like this to be an instrumental station.   That would seem to be a rather fundamental sort of tag, don'tcha  think?  But no, and it's invariably with the blues and folk singers.  Guys, I  don't need Pandora radio to get my fill of that, ya dig?)
That said, it seems to come in spurts.  It will stick  on the "percussive acoustic guitar" theme for a little while, then a  Davy Graham tune will go by and suddenly the folkies and bluesmen show  up.  Whac, whac, whac, this is not a blues station, people!  Then it  kicks loose and goes to a Dan Crary, maybe the flamenco/Spanish  guitarists for a while, then Avishai Cohen or John Zorn show up, and  then it's on with the piano trios and the sheer noisemakers who thought they had John  Coltrane or Ornette Coleman totally figured out. Whac, whac, whac.
Sigh.   Mostly it's just a minor irritation, from someone who always seems to  be firmly ademographic.  In the end I'm still mostly happy with  Pandora.  Thus far I like the interface a LOT better than last.fm, and  I'll always be indebted to Pandora for awakening me to what Michael  Hedges first suggested to my unsuspecting mind.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
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